Attention Canadians: Get $2000 and buy a C Band Dish

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Attention Canadians: Get $2000 and buy a C Band Dish

Post by tvroadmin » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:09 am

Attention CANADIANS:

I've been told Trudeau Jr. up in Canada is handing out $2,000 per month for 4 months (with possible extension) to anyone with a pulse. I've also been told anyone can apply for this money and you would have to be a moron not to. They are not vetting applicants, so you can apply whether you are unemployed, underemployed, self-employed, a housewife or just experiencing financial hardship due to the covid-19 pandemic.

Go here for information on applying:

https://www.canada.ca/en/services/benef ... ation.html

If you have a CRA account with them, just log in and a helicopter with money will hover overhead and ask you if you want $2,000. :lol: Just click 'Yes' and some more click, click, click and the money will be deposited into your account or they will rush you a check.

Since you can't buy physical gold or silver with the money (mints have been shut down worldwide while they dispense all the helicopter money :roll: ), your next best bet is to buy an aluminum/steel 10' mesh dish. Its scrap value will always be between 1/5 and 2/5 the value of a 1 oz gold bar. And you will be able to watch FREE TV for life, in pure master HD. And you will be able to cancel those silly pay TV services that gouge you thousands of dollars per year to watch a handful of compressed channels.

Our Canadian sponsor (Tek2000) sells a 10' Mesh Dish Package which includes everything you need for less than the value of the 1st Trudeau Jr. check:

http://www.tek2000.com/cgi-bin/web.cgi? ... r%20Kit-ND

You can use the 2nd Trudeau Jr. check for a big screen TV and a nice big couch for the rec room. You'll still have plenty of cash left over for anything else you need, and the checks will keep coming. If you've always wanted a BIG SATELLITE DISH, but couldn't afford it, Trudeau Jr. just delivered! :biggrin


If you are an American that is drooling while reading this, you might consider moving up North where socialized benefits sure are better.


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